Lauren (luvlowy) wrote in tofuclub,
Lauren
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regionals, much?

 

mmk. so i forgot my camera. *tear*. so i will describe the dances and events.

 

4:37 PM:

sars:omg, lauren! i'm at ur house!
lowy:omg, sara, i broke my awesome pearl neclace! look at my conor oberst shirt that i made!
sars:*jealousy*
lowy:*gloats*
stina:where are we going.
sars:beats me.
lowy:LAME!
bobby:lolz
sars:*panic*
stina:*angry*
lauren:*tired*
stina: i think i know where. let's go!
bobby: yay! now i can drive my car rediculously fast all the way to linda vista!
car:oh crap. not this again. *vroom*
bobby:let's play some fitty cent! *gets out a cd labeled "bobby's gangsta music"*
cd: word.
sara&lowy:NOOOOO NOT RAP!!!!
cd: askjfdgbfjvnuiaerhyoyoyoyoy*insert not-descreet sexual conotaions here*
stina: what is he saying?
bobby: *pauses music and repeats lyrics slowly to stina*
cd: DUH!
stina: *doesn't care*
sars&lowy: *cringe*
bobby: *flips through music and stops at the killers for a spilt second*
sars&lowy: OMFG!!!! INDIE ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!! *LOFF* CHANGE IT BACK, YOU BASTARD!
bobby: *changes it back*
cd: *pheh* i though he would never stop!
car: *vroom--------SUDDEN STOP*
sars&lowy: WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!

5:10 PM:

lowy: that is a really long line!
sars:it's probely for tickets. ask the official-looking lady in the "air band staff" shirt.
lowy: mk!----hello.
air band lady: *talks on phone*----uh-what?
lowy: where do you go after you buy your tickets?
abl: over there *points to giant line*-----*continues to talk on phone*
lowy: bitchplz!
giant line: you're telling me!
sara&lowy: *get in giant line*
giant line: OW!
people in line: we are tots going to win! go random pirates!
sara&lowy: *not intimidated*
giant line: GRRRRR!!!!! *move*
sara: OMG! its moving! we should scurry along!
giant line: she's right, you know.
lowy: *scurry*

5:45 PM:

djsnatch:yoyoyoyoyoaksjhfakdfskdhdyairbandskj
audience:uh-waht!?
djsmickersnack: dhfsiucfnvkjdcghdfstartedajshnjfksdfgnjdLAJOLLA!!!!
sara&lowy:OMFG!!!!!!! *SQUEEEE* go EL JAY!!!!
rest of the auditorium: uh-no!
TOFU: look how cute we are! *dancity*
audience:awwwww!!!!!
TOFU: We LOVE YON!
audience: we need to see some action!
TOFU:YON! I HATE YOU! *slapity*
yon: *ashamed*
audience: now we're talking!
TOFU: we hate boys!
audience: amen!
TOFU: *adorable*
yon: *whpped*
other airbands: *paling in comparison*
sara&lowy: YEAH LA JOLLA!!!!!!

*later*

djsmackalack: askjfhskfhdjfghjbkgfkjhvnPARENTS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND! FROM KEARNY!!!
kearny hoodlums in the audience: w00t! *near riot*
KEARNY: my parents don't understand. let's RAP!
audience: YAY! we love rap!
sara&lauren: *over it*
KEARNY: all in favor of skanking it up, say "i"!
audience: I!!!!!!!!
KEARNY: *skanks it up*
sara&lauren: *resist urge to vomit*

*later*

djflickmack:alwsnjkaldnfvdkfgvnucvjnuirtjhufgbcvjfngdljkgnblicgnjh!
lauren: I DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!
djcrackerjack: sajdfhdcbfvxchreauizfbsRAFFLE!
audience: *gets out tickets*
djsmackercrack: *says numbers*
sara&lauren: DRAT!
audience: *GASP*
random rufian#1:let's fight!
random rufian#2:MK! ready-go!
audience: *circles around* FIGHT!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!! FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!!
sara:well this is an exciting change of events!
lauren: it sure is!
rr#1:*punchity*
rr#2:*kickety*
audience:oh-damn! someone call the airband police!
air band police: DID SOME ONE NEED ASSISTANCE?
auidence:yeshplz. they are ruining the crappy wood seats!
crappy wood seats: OUCH! he steped on me again! arrest them!
airband police: MMK! sound like fun! *drags rufians out of auditorium*
rufians: DARN! FOILED AGAIN!
lauren: well, that was fun!
djflackertrack: aksjfnhkcbdfjhcjxvbcjchrfddxj
lauren: speak clearer, damnit!

*a little while later*

djgrackerblack: asjdhjxhvjvcbxdhdfNEXTAIRBAND! BRITNEY SPEARS HOOVER HIGH!
sara: *groan of discontent*
lowy: *curious*
random asian guy in a shredded tshirt: *dances and sings as britney*
audience: OMFG! *LOFF*!!!

*after intermission*

djsmickerlack: akakjsbnckdxcfhjkvbsxehdiusbckfvjbdiofPETER PAN!
sars: OMFG! jeremy sumpter!?
asian lady sitting next to me: my son it in this. he is the one on the right.
lowy: ooooo. the cute one!? i like him!
asian lady: i had to make that vest of his! *angry*
lowy: that sucks. he looks really hawt in it. can i take him home and use him as a sex slave?
asian lady: mmk. what ev.
lowy:sweet!
cute guy in ugly vest: *run away*.
lowy: damn!

*next dance*

djprickertack: askdflmndfgnuivdcubvgirlsajsfnkjdfvgbPATRICK HENRY!!!!!
audience: whatever!
PH: ooo. we are bad girls. *whipity*
sara: AHHHH!!!!! MY INOCENT EYES!
lowy: *disapproves*
audience: WE LIKE WHIPS!
PH: *changes outfits to skanky to skankier*
sars:i like  their tights!
lowy: LOLZ!

*next dance*

djclickeryack: asjdnfdjnvfkjvhjxcnfkjvsparkleasfdnksnvklxkdjMISSION BAY!!!!
audience: *indifferent*
three girls in shiny outfits: lets make fun of all teh other stupid airbands!
lowy: that sounds like fun!
audience: skank it up a bit, plzthx!
3giso:uh-no-kay! we refuse to skank it up!
sars&lowy:you are our heroes!
3giso: why, thank you!
audience: *confused*

*skip to last dance*

djsmickerdrack: aslkjfndkxfchvasjfnskuerhsdnfSERRA!!!
audience: didn't they already have, like 2, already?
SERRA: we can do wahtever we want!
audience: bitchplz!
SERRA: check it out! we are on an airplane!
audience: *bored*
SERRA: oops! we crashed!
audience: wheeeeeeee!!!
sars: ITS LIKE LOST!!!! OMG!
lowy: what ev. is it over yet?
SERRA: look at the angry vilagers!
audience: how come all of the vilagers are black?
SERRA: shuddup.
audience: we are really bad at that.
SERRA: we are proof that even though vilagers and people sho happent to be stranded pretend to be friends, the vilagers always end up eating/capturing teh other people.
audience: fun stuff!
judges: you rock! you win!
SERRA: sweet!

*anouncing of the winners*

djlackplack:nackjdgbhdufbvhgcjhudgshbndfjbvudfhjsbfjdfhajbndfjhxfv
croud: lets scream teh lame of our school obnoxiously! OK!
croud: MIRA MESA! KEARNY!!!!!
sara&lauren: la jolla?
croud: NO!
sara&lauren: mmk.
judges: we're ready!
djflickermack:iwajdfndkjcfvhauidhfjsndjfssudfhntofuwonnothing.
TOFU:*is sad but still happy they one 1st at their school and made it to regionals in teh first place*

 

POINT OF THE STORY:::::::

 

GOOOD JOOOB TOFU!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! (and you didn't have to dance to rap of show ur butt to do so!) WEEEE LOOOOVEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

:)

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